Spanksgiving in BonoboVille, Class of 2012: Teal Conrad, Danny De La Paz, Raul Estrella, Natasha Starr, Raymond Seville, Sinn Sage, Pippi the Imp, Goddess Soma Snakeoil, Dr. Susan Block, Fat Mike, Shay Golden, Brock Hard, Dane Cross, Starry Knight, Master Liam, Tasia Sutor. Photo: Irwin
Length:2:41:22 Date:11/24/2012
Here in BonoboVille, we find sexy ways to celebrate most holidays, even that quintessentially unsexy Fall Festival of Fat and Carbs when millions of Americans gather together with bickering relatives to feed on heaping helpings of mashed and candied calories in commemoration of the genocidal European invasion of this great land we call America.
So, after getting stuffed (which we do both gastronomically and sexually here in BonoboVille) on Thanksgiving Thursday—with digestion (or indigestion) and shopping on Black Friday—it’s time to leave the kids with a sitter*, clean up the spatulas, get out the paddles and celebrate SPANKSgiving Saturday night!
Yes indeed, brothers and sisters, after we “give thanks” on Thanksgiving for our blessings, we “give spanks” on Spanksgiving for our so-called sins, as well as for the sheer physical and psychological fun of whacking a set of nice, eager, well-toned, slightly quivering buns. Amen and Awomen.
This Spanksgiving features an overflowing banquet of spankers, spankees and celebrities, all engaged in or ogling a variety of spankings from over the knee (OTK), to shackled on the bondage cross, to a swat across a tempting behind as it sidles up to the bar.
We also talk about the impractical, unconstitutional and virtually unenforceable Measure B, and how LA County voters need to be spanked for passing that one—and will be, right in the pocketbook, if the porn industry actually leaves LA.
Thanksgiving or Spanksgiving, ’tis the season to give and give some more. Aside from our usual plea for the bonobos and Sandy victims, there’s the wonderful, award-winning, girl-girl porn star and single mom, Elexis Monroe, now facing a serious bone disease and in need of help from her friends and fans.
*but make sure the sitter doesn’t spank the kids. As the late great Gore Vidal said, “I’m all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.” See Spanking 101 for why spanking children teaches them that ... is the answer and lowers their IQ. So spare the ... and save your rod for your deliciously naughty adult lover. Slappy Spanksgiving!
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Teal Conrad: Many adult starlets pretend to be college girls, but this 19-year-old UCLA freshman really is one. Teal leads a double life: studious communications major by day and wild cum-eating Twisty’s Treat/porn star by night. This is the first Thanksgiving she hasn’t spent with her Oregon family who have not yet come to terms with their promising ...’s part-time job in porn. So instead of the usual turkey and fixings, she ate chicken and a shot of cum in a shotglass (delivered with a smile by her girlfriend’s hubby) for Thanksgiving. Teal screams like a turkey on the chopping block when she encounters my sweet innocent snake Eve, but otherwise gets right into the spirit of Spanksgiving. After sharing a few more cum recipes (cream pies for dessert, anyone?), she shares her physical charms, showing off her gorgeous, all-natural 34 D’s and very spankable bottom (having been spanked by her babysitter, she’s got a hint of a spanking fetish). In fact, she’s the first on DrSuzy.tv to receive a spanking this Spanksgiving, and we give spanks for that!
Natasha Star: This Polish porn princess happens to be Teal’s girlfriend whose husband poured her that festive Thanksgiving drink of his own cum in a shotglass. His name is Raul Estrella and though he doesn’t talk on RadioSUZY1, he lets his feelings be known via his T shirt which says “I <3 My Polish Wife. She and Raul are swingers, porn performers and just plain fun-loving folks. Natasha was spanked “a lot” as a ..., since she was always “bad.” Now she prefers to give spanks, which she does (for the first time!) to her GF Teal. Then, caught up in the spirit of Spanksgiving, she turns around and offers her pretty Polish princess ass for the next spanking.